Patty series ... # 1

When Scott Adams created a comic character he ended up with Dilbert. I am, ending up with PATTY !!

So dear readers, my apologies to those in advance who will wait for these series and I will be busy with trivial things like simulations.

I project initial series with references to Raju Srivastava et. al. and later series can be conjectured to be original. I have got tons of those.

There you go !

Patty maya !!

# 1

Patty ! dekh tu akela ja raha hai …Poora barath par taang faila ke sona…

Tore paas ticket hai tora reservation hai side me wash basin hai…poora barath par taanga failana reservation ka poora paisa vasool karma …

Train me koi kuch de to khana nahin … behosh karke loot leta hai … jab tera khud khane ka maa nkare to chadar odh kar andar gutur gutur khana …

Arre ye kya ?! takiya ? takiye ka hawa nikalo … takiya, water bottle sab lekar chal raha hai ... dikha raha hai ki kama ke lauta hai …

Takiye ka hawa nikalo … joota ka takiya banao …

Tora reservation hai … sandaas me poora waqt bitana ... reservation ka poora paisa vasool karma …

Dekh train me choriyan bahut ho rahi hai … sambhal kar jana … chain se bag ko jo hai baandh lena…

Tujhe khana bandh kar diya hai … kisi ko dikhana nahin …

Agar aur bhookh lage to station se kela khareed kar kha lena …

Pahunche ka phone karma …kanpur me mail vail hai ki nahin ?? e mail – female ???

Ghar ja rahe ho .. jyada padhna nahin … ma ka haath batana kaam me … itna seekhe ho ab yahan …

Arre … ye hamra train chal raha hai ki baju wala train chal raha hai … chopra boss ??!! chalo .. arre rokiye rokiye …. !!! Arre patty tori ticket to hamre paas hai bey …

# 2

Arre patty tumhara chehra to motoyon jaisa chamak raha hai …. Kya baat hai …itna damak rahe ho … hmm ?? kya koi ladki ka chakkar hai ya koi naya sabun ya koi naya moisturizer lotion hai ??!

Kyun na ho ?? mai Nabar ka laal sabun jo istemaal karta hoon …

Chup budbak chouthi fail … na tel hai, na Nabar ka sabun hai …ye kamal to Canon SD powershot ke camere ka hai …

# 3

Dhishkyonn … Dhishkyonn … Dhishkyonn

Goliyon ka bhi asar nahin ?!

Inka ilaaj goliyan nahin … kanpur ka pollution hai … jao vahin raho … !!

References : Raju Srivastava et. al .

More coming soon …