Nahin aisa nahin hai ... kiya hai ...

Chotu with gult

Chotu in Childhood

And if you guys are wondering why I have sidelined Patty, here is my answer : To define Patty’s life, you need to know about the various characters which surround him most of the time.

Here is the first one. Clearly, there will be many more before we look in to Patty’s life once again.

This creature with only basic needs is called Chotu … nahin nahin … not because ‘…’ but because he was rescued from a bandhua majdoor camp by a so called gult*, and before chotu realized that the shy looking gult was actually a ‘p*rv*rt’ chotu found himself in USA. Chotu found that he was in a much better situation now. His new so called master was giving him food to eat, a bed to sleep, a TV to watch, and an advisor !!

Being generous the advisor in turn gave him a lab to work where Chotu keeps struggling all the time with a so called reactor and can watch from the reactor room the girls taking sun-bath …

All this was wow for Chotu who was also taught chemical engineering by the gult. Whenever Chotu makes his master happy, he gives him a beedi to smoke and a ride in his car however this gult drives so crazily that Chotu prefers to ride a bus.

Choto was in India where he had a girl friend. And by now you must have thought girl friend ??!! Does Chotu know the meaning of a ‘girl friend’ ?

So you think the bandhua majdoors are uneducated ?!! No !!! They are highly educated and some are even PhDs.

Later you will see animals which are educated. Chotu is after all a human being. So on being asked if he has any achievements in life ?!!! He said :

“ nahin… aisa nahin hai … kiya hai… ek baar …”

On being offered some crucial thing he said :

“ Nahin … please tum maat maarna…”

Oh those punch-lines … He speaks so less (A manifestation of the gult’s tortures) that whatever he speaks becomes a punch-line. Chotu loves soccer and likes to kick people like Patty. He is good at ordering Pizzas together with Patty because whenever they order it somehow we get a double amount for half the price.

Chotu is sometimes also called an Auto_________ ! for he has a keen love about his own picture of childhood.

Therefore, Chotu has a great significance in Patty’s life.

Once again we all salute Chotu !

* gult coming soon