Patty is crunchy !!

Patty's look - Arrogance

Looks like people can not tolerate it much when I deviate and discuss the ‘other so called’ characters which surround patty’s life. SO!! The idea is that I will post only about Patty and the references will be given when required. Also, I am opening this as an open blog where people can post anonymously. I can sacrifice anything which can encourage the central idea of holding this blog.

In my last post, I featured Chotu and left the post with a * - saying gult coming soon, however I will post about the gult in a later post.

To your delight, this post is dedicated to Patty ! Now you might be thinking – what am I going to discuss about Patty ?!

Today I will highlight one of the comments written for Patty.

One of those which I can always reproduce from orkut is a testimonial written by Jumpy – I am deliberately modifying it also giving full credit to Jumpy. Man, this is one of the best testimonials ever written.

Patty is crunchy. Patty needs heating before use. Patty is a bit flaky. Patty can be veg as well as non veg depending upon the customer. Patty satisfies one's hunger to the fullest.

Patty knows how to delight a customer. Patty is found in towns and sometimes in villages. Pepsi (Some people will be able to refer this to someone. ) makes Patty’s presence even better. If Pepsi is not available, Mazza does equally well.

When Pepsi is there, Patty becomes red.

Patty is international now. The day Patty globalized himself, it was delighted to get rid of his old place which was never taken care off by anyone.

Patty is filled with potatoes. Patty comes with spots – usually black. Sometimes these are birth marks, rest of the times, these are marks given by people.

Patty has some enemies – They don’t like Patty and they always mention the bad qualities Patty has and some people cut Patty in to pieces before use.

But, Patty is missed from its place when it is not there.

IIT Bombay has a Patty fan club and so the University of Wisconsin.

Patty is absolutely DELICIOUS. I love veg patty, some one loves non veg patty, someone loves to celebrate pongal, someone loves any Patty, someone loves dog food, someone doesn't care which Patty it is, someone loves to (b)eat Patty.

Chotu eats Patty before playing soccer. Reddy offers Patty to all his female friends.

Some of whom usually reject Patty.

I usually do not care if I have Patty at home, but I do care if Patty is absent. We all love Patty. We all can never live without Patty.